Shoe fly, don't bother me!

Excuse me blog world, but I have something to say. Cute shoes are like children. They deserve to be treated with the best care and they need to go out and see the world in order to "break in" and be comfortable as the shoe, or person, that they are. I believe that if a shoe is being neglected and abused, they need to be taken away from the person that is doing the abusing, and given to a good home that can give them the care and attention that they deserve. Just like with beautiful children. That's all, thank you.
       love,
           jennaboo

Fork goodness sake.

Thork; noun. a wanna-be fork, a three prong utensil, three + ork = thork, four + ork = fork.
ex sentence: Jenna hates eating banana pancakes with a thork.

I am aware that a thork is able to get the job done and that I should not complain but I must point out that thorks feel uncomfortable in your mouth and injuries are more common while using one as opposed to a fork, being as they are more stabby.

I just had to get this off my chest :)

thanks blog world,
                 Jenna Boo

"I'm mad at all the lovebirds, cuz they don't know how to play our song."-Taylor Swift

Love is like shaving your legs. Why you might ask? Because when you shave your legs and you go really fast because you are in a hurry, you almost always miss huge patches of leg and leave yourself cut and bloody. But if you take it slow and use caution, you will do a great job, and the outcome is a smooth, shiny, soft legs that you are ready to show off and tell your friends about. And if you ask me, there is no better feeling then being in love. Just like having smooth legs is an amazing feeling. So, my advice of the day? Take things slow and cautiously, trust me. It will "shave" your relationship ;)

ttfn bloggers,

-Jenna Boo

boys are from mars, girls are from paris.