Fork goodness sake.

Thork; noun. a wanna-be fork, a three prong utensil, three + ork = thork, four + ork = fork.
ex sentence: Jenna hates eating banana pancakes with a thork.

I am aware that a thork is able to get the job done and that I should not complain but I must point out that thorks feel uncomfortable in your mouth and injuries are more common while using one as opposed to a fork, being as they are more stabby.

I just had to get this off my chest :)

thanks blog world,
                 Jenna Boo